Destiny's Garbage Man

That's me in a nutshell... just a regular slob trying to do the right thing... without... getting my head blown off.

((This is an Independent Deadpool roleplay blog following the 616 Marvel comics canon - please read the Important OOC Info page and important Headcanons before interacting.))

CURRRENT ARC: Sword Shield and Claws

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thecrimsonnutcase:

Once my fancy was soothed with dreams of virtue, of fame, and of enjoyment. Once I falsely hoped to meet with beings, who, pardoning my outward form, would love me for the excellent qualities which I was capable of bringing forth. I was nourished with high thoughts of honour and devotion. But now vice has degraded me beneath the meanest animal. No crime, no mischief, no malignity, no misery, can be found comparable to mine. When I call over the frightful catalogue of my deeds, I cannot believe that I am he whose thoughts were once filled with sublime and transcendant visions of the beauty and majesty of goodness.

-Frankenstein’s Monster
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley

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thecrimsonnutcase:

At first I stared back, unable to believe that it was indeed I who was reflected in the mirror; and when I became fully convinced that I was in reality the monster that I am, I was filled with the bitterest sensations of despondence and mortification.

-Frankenstein’s Monster
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley

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-| Current Comic Canon Earth-616 & MCU Star-Lord |-

Hi. I’m Star-Lord. I’m with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I’d flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns.

► Independent comic canon & MCU Peter Quill
► AKA Star-Lord
► Following both Bendis + Humphries
► Knowledgeable of pre-Annihilation Peter Quill through to current runs
►Post-Guardians of the Galaxy movie

► 616 & MCU verse || Single ship per-verse || Panfandom 
► Script + Para + Prose 
► Face Claim: Comic Panels + Chris Pratt
► NSFW to be tagged and placed under read more

► Five years+ roleplay experience
► 3 years Tumblr roleplay experience
► Mun and Muse 20+
► GMT Time Zone

If Death ever comes your way and won’t let you pass… make sure you scream right back in his face.

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Jailbreak || Arc: Sword, Shield and Claws

noonediesonmywatch:

regeneratingdegenerate:

Deadpool knew what needed to be done, it was obvious where their first strike should be aimed. There were four guard towers around the camp, each overlooked a different corner and together they could see everything. Priority number one was eliminating them. “Guard towers first.” Once the peripherals were sufficiently dealt with the body of the camp could be taken. “Then move inward.”

The plan was going to be clean. Simple even. No one else stands out like the one man who’s entire outfit is inspired by the US of A’s flag, and being as he’s used to being the distracting agent, he volunteered for the one job that Deadpool wouldn’t even be able to upstage had he tried. Regardless of how obnoxious his attitude may be, Wade simply doesn’t have the experience that Steve has. ”I’ll get their eyes on me.”

Had it not been a dark and rainy night, their cover may have been blown. After all, they were a team of festively colored soon-to-be escapees. And being how most of the group doesn’t have covert ops military experience, it would have been harder to hide their tracks. So, you can say, that the weather and time were blessings. Having noted the guard tower surveying the grounds, Cap tossed his shield to have struck one of it’s pillars and dropped just mere feet away. THWUNK! 

As the guard grew distracted by the origin of sound he made a small sound, “eh?” After having shone his spotlight onto the shield, he was becoming bewildered as to what was going on. “What the hell is that..?,” he’d exclaimed as he attempted to figure out what this projectile had been. Which now made it Wade’s turn to complete the act. 

Deadpool had slipped on a pair of custom knuckledusters while Captain America got his distraction prepared; the hard, possibly real gold, metal gleamed in the waning light. His right fist read ‘DEAD’ and the left ‘POOL’. The mercenary grit his teeth and clenched his fists tightly together and nodded to Kim. The mutate would be able to teleport him exactly where he needed to go.

BAMF

The flash of purple caught the watchtower guard’s attention. He turned toward the light and the noise, the smell of brimstone lingered within his nostrils as he asked: “Who—”

Deadpool’s brazen left fist rocketed toward the watchtower guard. “I’m Dr. Deadpool, surprise dentist.” Before he had finished his sentence Deadpool’s arm vibrated with the force of the guard’s teeth splintering beneath the punch. The man’s entire jaw crumpled and folded in on itself with a sickening whumpkrk which Wade Wilson found most satisfying. 

"One…"

The Merc With A Mouth grabbed an assault rifle which had been baptized in the blood of its former wielder and took aim at the watchtower to the right of him. KABLAM. “Two…” as the second North Korean watchman fell to the floor.

KABLAM "Three…" and the third in the center tower on the far side of the complex.

KABLAM. The justice Deadpool rained down on these men felt almost poetic. “Four.” The last man in the left side corner perished. Wade slung the gun across his shoulder and prepared for the fight. “I declare an actual war.”

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-| Current Comic Canon Earth-616 & MCU Star-Lord |-

Hi. I’m Star-Lord. I’m with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I’d flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns.

► Independent comic canon & MCU Peter Quill
► AKA Star-Lord
► Following both Bendis + Humphries
► Knowledgeable of pre-Annihilation Peter Quill through to current runs
►Post-Guardians of the Galaxy movie

► 616 & MCU verse || Single ship per-verse || Panfandom 
► Script + Para + Prose 
► Face Claim: Comic Panels + Chris Pratt
► NSFW to be tagged and placed under read more

► Five years+ roleplay experience
► 3 years Tumblr roleplay experience
► Mun and Muse 20+
► GMT Time Zone

If Death ever comes your way and won’t let you pass… make sure you scream right back in his face.

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                               years of rping . 3+ on tumblr.                   “Born a goddess.
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-| Current Comic Canon Earth-616 & MCU Star-Lord |-

Hi. I’m Star-Lord. I’m with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I’d flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns.

► Independent comic canon & MCU Peter Quill
► AKA Star-Lord
► Following both Bendis + Humphries
► Knowledgeable of pre-Annihilation Peter Quill through to current runs
►Post-Guardians of the Galaxy movie

► 616 & MCU verse || Single ship per-verse || Panfandom 
► Script + Para + Prose 
► Face Claim: Comic Panels + Chris Pratt
► NSFW to be tagged and placed under read more

► Five years+ roleplay experience
► 3 years Tumblr roleplay experience
► Mun and Muse 20+
► GMT Time Zone

If Death ever comes your way and won’t let you pass… make sure you scream right back in his face.

-| Home || OOC Info || Verses || Bio || Dossier || Ask Box |- 

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deadpoolexpress asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)
  1. I’ve been really, really, really, really, really slow at replies lately but when I do post them I think they’re pretty good
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bookishwitch asked: Hi! I was looking through your reading order for Deadpool. I know this is a big ask, but I was wondering if you have an updated version? For example, there are two more volumes of Deadpool Classic since you posted your list. Do these just slot in nicely at the end?

(( Hey there, you’re looking for this post which was constructed on my personal blog after the Reading List post (which isn’t nearly as organised as this newer one). I hope it helps you! ))